Burglar Targets Brooklyn Hipster Apartments, Steals Mac Computers

Some Billyburg loser sent an e-mail to the nice folks over at Gawker describing the targeted theft of Mac products from his apartment. Does he not know he's a target?? Click the pic and read on.

Quote:

"My apartment in 'prime Williamsburg' was broken into. The thieves searched out my [Apple] iPod and [Mac] PowerBook, but the didn't touch my roommate's Dell that was sitting out in plain sight on our kitchen table. PS: A kitchen table - suck it Manhattan."

What the hell kind of comment is that?"PS: A kitchen table - suck it Manhattan??"
Let me be the first to happily point out something to this douchebag-

If you were residing in MANHATTAN, your joint wouldn't have got TOOK, son.

Gentrification doesn't mean that some folks aren't still desperate for doe nearby. But I guess you know that now. Ha.

I hope the kitchen table comforts you when you can't check your fake-ass, wanna-be-hip, Billyburg e-mail account.

Maybe your roommate will lend you that Dell...

But yo, it is getting late. I'm going to shut down my pretty little Mac and tuck it away- safe and sound in my MANHATTAN abode.

xoxo

Town