Buy Kanye's New Album, or 50 Cent and the Terrorists Will Win.

Submitted by Town on Mon, 09/10/2007 - 9:40pm.

It is 11:22pm on September 10th, 2007 and SoUrban has raised its Security Advisories to Orange Alert levels.

We are asking all of our readers to follow suit.
Please be aware.
Please be vigilant.
And please- be absolutely sure to pick up that Kanye West, Graduation album when the clock strikes midnight on 9/11/07, or else 50 Cent and the terrorists WILL win.

Kanye's new album features the songwriting skills of Elton John, Mos Def, John Mayer and George Clinton.
It promises to push the perceived boundaries of Hip-Hop into delightfully unfamiliar territory. The video for the single "Stronger" (below) is a must-see.

If anyone bothered to watch the lame-ass VMAs, you will note that Mr. West did not receive ANY of the FIVE awards he was nominated for. What a relief!

Though Viacom is begging you to think otherwise, we all know that MTV is now a truncated version of its former self and plays no music at any time.

Kudos to Kanye for not winning a crappy, meaningless award from a bullshit "music" TV station that is drowning in base, boring, bleach-blonde, reality programming.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.